The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.
We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.
by Mr. Trey December 14, 2020
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Elf Fucking

It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list
Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight
by I am a illegal minority December 18, 2017
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knob elf

A knob elf is a person who has no friends and smells yucky. They usually are created through sedation after an occurrence of surgical maneuvers on a human. Knob elf’s suck at fortnite
by Faze JrogerZ February 22, 2019
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ELF

An acronym for Emotional Load Female. A less than significant other really just a mere acquaintance or friend that you blow your emotional cum load into on occasion after a rough week or argument with your wife or girlfriend.
Thank god it’s Friday bro this week sucked!!😒 Ima go to the trailer park to kick it with Brandi. That ELF got some world class ass that’ll make you blow your load quick like.
by Cockspert23 April 24, 2023
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elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
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Elf

Stands for evil little fucker.
*someone does something to annoy you, or does something sly or evil*

Man, you're an elf.

*Child pisses you off...

Child: Mummy can I have , give me, I want...
Mummy: Shut up ya elf.
by Mummadontgiveafk81 October 12, 2019
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elfing

The act of cumming on someone's face, then throwing glitter onto them.
I love elfing on you lil' bro
by anonymous April 13, 2025
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