side missioned

Being dicked in missionary while booty bouncing over one’s pelvic region with maximum efficiency

Markus: “Aye bro what do you like to do for fun”
Dom: “I like to be side missioned by BOYS”

by UncleMawkus August 28, 2021

greasy side

trucker cb slang for the undercarriage of a motorized vehicle

there is a four wheeler in the ditch with the greasy side up

by a truck driver January 30, 2009

side-pa

The name your side-bitches kid(s) call your father.

Little Johnny’s side-pa came to school today for grand-parents day.

by Almost 2 November 14, 2018

Side Bacon

When you have a beefy side (meaning stomach fat) that is what is considered Side Bacon

Nick: Check out ma Side Bacon
Brayden: Would you look at that

by LittleMcSwagger November 14, 2015

Side Simp

The act of being a Side Hoe and a Simp at the same time.

that eboy is a side side simp

by UpsideEv December 13, 2019

Side swipe

When you are pregnant and cant reach your vagina from the front.

"I tried masturbating last night but I had to Side swipe it"

by Stayawayfromme August 21, 2018

Side Backles

And form of wispy, springy, curly or otherwise out of control hair particles protruding from behind or around the ears. Common in young toddlers or primates but occasionally seen with electricians or professional kite fliers or radio tower repairmen.

Good lord Roberta! Did you see the crazy looking Side Backles on little Marvin? He must have gotten to close to the electrical outlet next to his crib!

by Intothe4restigo January 7, 2023