Straight Pride Month

Straight Pride Month occurs during March, from the 1st to the 31st.

If gay people can have a pride month, then why can't straights?

Bob: Hey Billy, you excited for Straight Pride Month?
Billy: Yeah Bob, it's gonna be fun!

by Kezz.a November 23, 2020

straight pride parade

a parade filled with trump supporters and white supremacists and a male majority. there is absolutely no culture there and it only exists because of hatred for gay people. the people who attend legitimately think they are oppressed for being straight lmao.

oh look! it’s the dumbass straight pride parade!

by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

Straight Pride Month

January is the month to recognize and support the straight people

The Straight Pride Month Parade is set for January 25, 2023.

by hdsbffsijddfbbfbeubf November 11, 2022

Eshay Pride Month

In February there is a special month for all called Eshay Pride Month. Coming to a train station near you! You may see more bum bags around or maybe you see random gatorade bottles. Maybe you feel like buying those tns you have always wanted to wear. Either way, you will be affected, and you will become an eshay. Luckily if you're eshayphobic, you will stop being an eshay in March

Tyler: It's February, for some reason i feel like buying a Champion hoodie
Gabe: Didn't you hear about Eshay Pride Month, The eshay is creeping into you.
Karen: THE ESHAY PRIDE MONTH NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! THE ESHAY AGENDA IS GETTING INTO OUR KIDS SCHOOL!
Karen: Now, let me get my bum bag, I really want one for some reason...

by Bonsaiiii March 25, 2023

America pride month

July. It’s the month that straight cis people can stop bitching about pride and flex their privileges

Timmy:It’s July 1st
Cishet:time for America pride month

by raybeez June 23, 2022

Jason Pride Month

Jason Pride Month (Also known as JPM) is every month that starts with a J and is a pride month for specifically Jason.

Congratulations Jason, its Jason Pride Month!

by Acidiic July 28, 2020

Swallow your pride

Come on baby lemme swallow your pride- Latto

Seven by Jung Kook of bts ft. Latto

Swallow your pride and just accept the fact that the tannies paved the way

by Tannies_girl October 1, 2023