front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.

Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!

by von groovy June 15, 2017

Front 40

The opposite of the back 40. The front of the building if you will.

Ya'll come up here to the front 40, I need to show you something.

by JennyFyre June 3, 2021

Front up

To act tough, or to pop out against someone.

He tried to front up online but backed down in person

by anonymous October 18, 2020

Front Canoe

The term for a woman’s vagina that’s out if the norm.

Bro Jessica let me touch her front canoe last night! It was hotter than a summer day in the desert!

by Chodechild89 August 31, 2021

Front Mouth

When, during oral sex, the penis barely enters the mouth and stays in the front of the givers mouth.

"Damn man, that girl must have the strongest gag reflex ever, she only let me get front mouth."

by Law-BooGiE January 8, 2012

The Western Front

A term commonly used by people from New York and central New Jersey to refer to their relationship.

I have to go invade The Western Front.

by TheGunrun June 19, 2006

front-bum

A bum... in the front. Also see: peenub

Keep icing your frontbum! Icing stops the swelling... AND I NEED YOU.

by JBo February 13, 2005