Bootay shorts

So I went to wendys and they say no booty shorts and i'm like "WHY NO BUY 2 FOR 1 BOOTAY SHORTS MAN?? ITS SIMPLE MATH, 2 X 1 MAN" Anyways thats why I don't eat there anymore. Burger king is very underrated I would eat there more if they gave away more coupons. I can never tell the difference between the bacon and mayo. COME BUY MY BOOTAY SHORTS TO ATTRACT YOUR HOT DRAGON BABE BY THEM STARING AT YO ASS! I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS HOW TO GET LAID MAN

"I BOUGHT RIN YAKAGEMI'S 𝟮 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝟭 BOOTAY SHORTS!"

by Rin Yakagemi February 23, 2021

Hairy Shorts

When a girl shaves only the lower part of her legs to leave hairy thighs in the shape of shorts.

Dude check out Sonja's hairy shorts she needs to shave that that shit.

by Jobgobbler September 27, 2013

Nonpolite shorts

It’s shorts, but not shorts because there is like no fabric. It don’t cover any buns sista

“ I am wearing my nonpolite shorts”

by Hoeisthewaytogo January 5, 2020

tasty shorts

shorts showing at least 6 inches or more of the wearers buttocks or ass area.
not to be confused with hot pants.

that girl looked hot in tasty shorts.

by Giva Nakimura April 11, 2010

Garrett Short

The type of kid who would pick his nose but when people confront him he brings up something else someone did.

Garrett Short was picking his nose but he brought up Matayo picking his butt

by Jaydesthefurry November 1, 2016

cut it short

Someone who can’t read a tape in other words a fucking rookie. Never gunna make it as a Benny mac

U really fucked that rail u will never be a Benny Mac u cut it short

by Half ass fencer October 7, 2019

Neil Short

Generally awesome, with a hint of cunt. Also known as a Daywalker and a bum.

Neil Short

by Fadgistic May 22, 2012