After Shock

Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell

"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"

by Layoffthechesthair October 6, 2011

After Christmas Effect

The few days after Christmas in which one of your relatives or friends realizes they forgot your gifts. They then go to your house to drop them off. Thus causing the After Christmas Effect.

My Grandma just came over with an After Christmas Effect. She forgot our presents again... This happens every year.

by Katie Marie Bell January 7, 2012

after dick delusion syndrome

After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.

I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!

by The master of the d September 30, 2013

After Thot

Thot being an acronym for That Hoe Over There or, Thirsty Hoe Over There. An After Thot is another hoe (typically an even bigger/nastier hoe) that you may mess with maybe even sleep with right after the previous thot.

Didn't you sleep with that thot from down the street like five minutes ago bruh?
Yea I did so and I'm gonna get some After Thot action from her nasty little sister.

by ELLiE.Xo December 31, 2014

After dark Hours

texting After 10:30pm were individuals send emotional and graphic messages an sometimes will express themselves with emojis such as 💦😘😋💯🍑😆💕😜👅

It's now 10:29 one more minute till after dark hours

by The real voice July 15, 2015

after-burn effect

When you crack a good joke that causes someone to involuntarily chuckle for an extended time after.

I see that Emily is feeling that after-burn effect; she can't stop laughing!

by Grissdom November 20, 2015

after pill

When women and men are both stupid, have sex and do not use condoms or birth control.

"I forgot a condom and she didn't take her birth control, so she had to run out and get the after pill.

by life_sucx November 16, 2016