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Life

The long, painful process of dealing with other peoples' insecurities about their existence.
Generally human insecurity is brought on by three things; for men, it's sexual urges, for women, beauty and access and survival; then there's money, and then there's social approval. Combine all of these three together and you get people who are very insecure, full of shit, at each other's throats, but in complete denial of this most of the time - because ironically you lose social status / money if you talk about reality. Deep down everyone knows life is meaningless, that there is no love, and it's a struggle to survive, so they compensate with all kinds of horrible behavior and cognitive dissonance. That's why life's a joke. It's just society built on top of biological reality and harsh truths about survival, and when it comes to survival, everything is fair game.
by CutiePatootiePie July 19, 2020
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A pointless concept that always leads to death and pain. To live life is to commit long suicide with inevitable suffering before death, with little dots of joy and happiness coming through the dark veil of despair.
“Dude you have a life live it”
No dude, I am committing long suicide
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by 1drox January 28, 2015
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Life

A diesease with 100 percent chance of death. Some of us go out quicker than others, but everyone dies at one point or another.
I am diagnosed with life I have another 70ish years to live
by Some random guy on the net October 10, 2017
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something people (like angry family members, meanies, poo-poo heads) tell us all to get, but never tell us where...
P1: "get a life"
P2: "where?"
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1)atribute of things that obtain and use energy, excrete waste, reproduce, die, and change/develop
2)a complete and total accident
"I hate myself and i want to die; time to end my life."- famous last words of some guy who had it all figured out
by DonkeyThunder March 3, 2003
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An overrated thing to have.
At least you have a life.
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018
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