lava roll

A lava room is where you shit into a persons ass and mush it into them.

I just gave my girlfriend the old lava roll, as always it was painful for her.

by YoBoiTrist November 16, 2017

Cunt Roll

the act of "stop, drop, and roll," performed by a person you don't like after you set them on fire

I doused that cunt in gasoline and set him on fire. Fucker was doing the cunt roll for like three hours.

by MelodyCristo April 20, 2017

My egg roll

Couples nickname ;)

Ur my egg roll

by Trump will find fraud August 12, 2021

heads will roll

heads will roll is a way to threaten someone

A: If you touch my girlfriend again, heads will roll. Got it?
B: Alright man, I'll lay off.

by ratatouillelover November 7, 2022

butter rolls

someone's shoes

aye man nice butter rolls

by tha gourmet bean June 21, 2016

Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.

by Dez872 February 28, 2011

Magical cinnamon roll sword

Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.

Valerie is a magical cinnamon roll sword who is too good for this world

by Hernerbernerner June 3, 2018