Toad Bean

A dumbass with a face that looks like a bean.

Jared Leto: Yagagagagagleeleekuku banana
Mario: oh my god you're being such a Toad Bean!

by Get a Load of Toad October 26, 2022

Bean

A slang term which describes the outermost part of the female vagina. Especially when the female is bent over in a doggystyle position, the vagina resembles the shape and contours of a bean.

There is nothing hotter than when a woman bends over naked and shows off her bean.

Billy: "I wish this lima bean turned into a female bean."
Zack:"Yeah, beans are great, except when they give me gas."
Billy: "Carl's Jr.?"

by greedy23 February 9, 2010

thanos bean

A gay-ass looking purple pill with a face.
The image also includes:

THANOS BEAN on the top and also

THANOS BEAN on the bottom

Hoe 1: Thanos bean.
Hoe 2: Thanos bean.

by HawaiianHotShot July 27, 2019

Bean Cocktail

A beaner's pre-cum that winds up in your hotdog that you ordered from sausage frank's party house.

"SHIT, I got a bean cocktail in my 50 cent hotdog"
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."

by Dinker Chog November 27, 2017

poodle bean

Novice, naive.

Look at that poodle bean trying to carve the turkey.

by Bend-over November 28, 2013

Clean Bean

Someone who always plays himself. - a.k.a. Will freaking Smith.

Will Smith used to play the cards but now he's just getting played. He's such a clean bean.

by Savagery Shappens February 2, 2017

Fucking Baked bean

To stop an unwanted conversation

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean

by JuiceBoxBitch January 24, 2019