Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

Go fucking hang yourself

When some asshole is irritating you so much, you want him or her to kill himself or herself via hanging.

Asshole: Fuck you fucking piece of shit.
You: Go fucking hang yourself you goddamn asshole.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 7, 2023

i’ll hang your curtains

to make a sexual suggestion that you want to sleep with someone

wanna come over later?

to do what?
i’ll hang your curtains

what’s that

we can get freaky

by stewie nipple May 5, 2024

let em hang

for a transmasculine male to unbind his breasts and "let em hang" out

you need to unbind NOW brother, let em hang

by luckyeppepr June 10, 2024

The Cowra handshake

Whilst collecting horse semen...
You scoop a generous amount of cum up, and shake hands with your unexpecting victim, while shouting "Yeeee Hawww"

Person 1: "yo bro, I gave my mum the Cowra handshake yesterday"

Person 2: " whoa dude that's so standard of you"

Person 1: "Yeeeee Hawww"

by Iheartpseudo September 12, 2024

Words with Hands

This is when a verbal argument gets physical. I'm not condoning violence, but it happens.

Al: "Hey! Don't be talkin' smack on my girl, Maisey. Maisey is a queen and you are a chump!"
Benji: "Suck it, Al! Just like Maisey did last night!"
Al: "Oh this is now Words with Hands, bitch!"
Al went smash and Benji went down...

by von groovy September 22, 2024

Hot Food Hands

A lesson in patience and futility.

I hate when Chef Bryce calls for “Hot Food Hands”. He is so lost it takes him five minutes to sell one table.

by Rocket828 September 27, 2024