MAGA Tits

A person who acts holier than thou, supports Donald Trump and wears a shirt with MAGA across the chest. May be male of female and spreads false conspiracy theories as if they were fact

Person #1: "Trump is still your president because he won the 2020 election by a landslide. Also, if an apocalypse happens, don't trust the children because they'll gain your trust then kill you and eat you".

Person #2: "Whoa, whoa! Calm down MAGA Tits, Trump lost, and why would children kill and eat you? Wacko!"

by TheBFH March 23, 2024

Ass tit

A dumb hoe

Ugh that dumb ass tit slept with him

by Jekskdk June 27, 2016

Glitter Tits

A woman whose breasts dont really need the support of a bra as they shine on their own. Like glitter

Heh Glitter Tits hows it going?

by The Two Headed Dog January 19, 2022

Gorilla Tits

Sadly, a younger or close to middle aged person with large, saggy tits like an elderly woman.

They say more than a mouthful is a waste-well, these gorilla tits can smother a person if they aren't careful!

by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016

gravel tits

A girl who gets blacked out drunk on vodka Redbull and then goes back to a dudes trailer and pukes all over his bed after sloppy first date sex. To top it off, she wakes up naked face down outside the trailer in the gravel.

You think you had a bad first date? Nothing compares to ole gravel tits

by GorillaSalad November 18, 2023

Crumb tits

1- when you eat snacks and you have crumb all over your chest.
2-Your boobs are as small as a crumb

She has crumb tits.
Look at him eatting all the chips with his crumb ‘tis.

by QueenofDenile March 7, 2018

Tits on a House

Very cool, awesome, great, outstanding, etc.

"Yo you wanna go get some tacos?"

"Tacos?! Yo, those are tits on a house my dude!"

by TheGeekyC January 25, 2017