penis envy

every male has penis envy because they either feel inadequate or they brag about how big their penis is and cause penis envy in others

Jimmy has penis envy because Jon's is bigger
Jon brags about the size of his penis which makes Jimmy have penis envy

by MineIsBiggerThanYoursIs May 13, 2005

penis cake

when u make a sandwitch with 3 cocks

penis cake in gay sex they might do it

by danny kniffer April 29, 2006

penis colada

an alchohalic drink that a woman drinks when shez "lonely"

marie* couldnt find a guy last nite so she drank a penis colada

*name has been changed for protection

by anjie July 24, 2004

penis rupture

When your penis vibrate rapidly

I was having sex when i had a penis rupture

by Awesomegum May 13, 2017

Penis Altitude

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes

2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude”
“Guy 2: Same bro!”

by Denzel Curry July 23, 2022

Penis sharpener

Also known as a dildo maker, it is a pencil sharpener like device that can turn objects into the shape of a dildo, such as popsicles, vegetables or candles. It fuctions like a spiraliser to turn boring vegetables into exciting, appetising shapes

We need to order more penis sharpeners for the kitchen

by Scarfinger February 19, 2018

penis blocking

when you girlfriend is constantly on chat with you, while you are at a party, in the hopes that you will be busy with her and not score with other women

Jude's girl is on chat with him and she is totally penis blocking him.

by Aprilstar November 9, 2014