Slappy Joe

The proprietor of All Time Low's favorite restaurant. Slappy Joe's serves burgers and fries providing you with the energy you need to survive the zombie apocalypse.

Hey, Alex! You wanna go get a burger at Slappy Joe's?
Sure thing Jack, I would love to!

Slappy Joe by Doug Mertons January 2, 2015

Trader Joe's 

One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.

Trader Joe's by Brian X July 9, 2003

Sticky Joe 

to ejaculate upon ones own hand, and then proceed to open palm slap it into the face of another.

Ron, what the fuck was that you just slapped into my face? That was a sticky joe Nathan.

Clinton gave Monica a sticky joe in the oval office

Sticky Joe by Garland Greene October 10, 2006

Greasy Joe 

Throwing up in your mouth and swallowing it.

There's nothing better than a Big Mac greasy joe.

Greasy Joe by Timmer October 17, 2009

As Joe Biden Would Say... 

A euphemistic way to reference Joe Biden's famous open mike reference to the Health Care Reform bill. Used in polite conversation with those current on political events.

You won the lottery? Wow! As Joe Biden would say...

As Joe Biden Would Say... by lwray March 24, 2010

Hobo Joe 

A fictional homeless man who lives in the sewers under my old elementary school, we would pray and leave offerings for Hobo Joe when we were in the 3rd grade. Hobo Joe moves from school to school and state to state currently he is on the move again and should be far past Washington by now, make sure to check your local sewers to see if he drops by.

John - I heard about Hobo Joe from my friend from another school
Jack - Is it really true he travels from school to school and state to state
John - Yeah, I believe he should be on his way to our county soon
*Hears rumble in sewers*
*Leaves offerings and prays*

Hobo Joe by owen is a hecking honker February 23, 2020

Above Average Joe 

Used When a person is named Joe (usually a male, but there are females named Joe) who is attractive, and cannot fall into the Average Joe stereotype because their looks exceed the average person.

Thot 1: Omg that dude Joe in our Bio class is cute af, I would make out with him in front of my friends just to brag ;)
Thot 2: Omg yasss he’s what we call an Above Average Joe
Both Thots: Sighhhh he sooo cute awww

Above Average Joe by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 26, 2019