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Douche-box

A shit-box car (usually owned by a teenager that just got their licence) that has had needlessly loud, expensive and fast modifications added to it people who drive around in these cars are generally douchebags who think buying a loud ass V8 engine for a used 2008 Toyota will make them look cool and is a good use of their part-time savings (spoiler alert, it's not).
Thomas: what the hell is that loud sound? Is that a sports car?

Dan: no it's just Jared drifting around the school parking lot in his Douche-box.
by Dr Doot January 29, 2024
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Douche of bros

A douche of bros is the collective noun for a group of bros. The bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”
A group of bros

A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizzaria after the the Phish concert last Saturday night.

A large douche of bros had settled in a spot at the park and were shouting “Bruh” loud enough to wake nearby baby’s being walked in their carriages.
by Pixylicious February 1, 2024
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Douche of Bros

A Douch of Bros is the collective noun for a group of Bros. The Bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”.
A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizza parlor after the Phish concert.
by Pixylicious February 1, 2024
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Douche fuckle

A person who kisses ass to gain higher employment in the workplace
Trampus is always kissing ass at work therefore he is a douche fuckle.
by Twisted0694 March 5, 2024
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Douchacorn

When a person typically a male tries to be funny but is really just a fat bitch and dreads the day he has to tell his parents he is infact homosexual
Wow that dude is def a douchacorn
by Hugepersonfat March 15, 2024
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Douche Canoe

A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man
That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late
by Bornsooner May 11, 2024
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Douche

Noun used to replace a person's name, often done if said person has done something which would consider them to be a non-ideal person.

Often can be combined with other nouns to broden the meaning.
"What are your opinions or Brett?"
"Oh, douche really has outdone himself this time."
"Yeah, what an absolute douche canoe."
"Utter douche nozzle."
by Biddyboy June 10, 2024
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