chocolate q-tip

When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.
Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.
by RedditSucks February 16, 2016
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Chocolate Device

A bottle, jug, carton, or any other air-tight container consisting of various substances that are offensive to the nostril that you convince other people to smell.

The steps of making a "Chocolate Device",

1) Find an airtight container (preferably a glass bottle)
2) Gather up various substances that rot. I recommend having at least one liquid i.e milk, orange juice, or urine. Also to put foods or a corpse of a deceased creature like a rat, lizard, or bird.
3) Close the container nice and tight
4) Either leave it in the sun, or bury it.
5) After waiting for a good month or two, get it and show it to a unsuspecting family member or friend to take a good wiff of it.
Gilbert is such a dumb-ass, he smelled my Chocolate Device and puked.
by Mario Felix April 10, 2011
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Chocolate chip cookie

Poopy Vagina, when you go down on a girl and she has shit in her vagina
He was dissapointed that her Cookie was a acually a Chocolate chip cookie
by ThatOneGuy84930 February 23, 2025
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chocolate daquiri

A Cleveland Steamer preceded my the insertion of shaved or chipped ice into the anal cavity. The resulting poop-on-chest has the cold and frothy consistency of a brown frozen drink.
The chocolate daquiri I got last night was cold enough to make my nipples hard.
by Mongo T. Fair June 08, 2010
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chocolate drop

When a black man with a fat juicy ass busts it down usually with little to no clothes on. Usually performed by thugs or other menacing figures in hood-like areas.
Person 1: "Hey I hear that you're a real thug, you wanna do the chocolate drop for me? I'll pay."
Thug: "I don't do that faggot ass shit, fuck outta here."
Person 1: "Woah now I have $500 buddy, this can be all yours if you do the chocolate drop with that thug ass."
Thug: "Ok fine."
by 2009 opp thug shaker January 02, 2022
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Chocolate Football

A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.
"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."
by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024
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Chocolate Chipper

A black person that conforms to stereotypes.
Person 1: Do you see that Jolly African-American over there rapping?
Person 2: Yeah he's a fucking Chocolate Chipper.
by Penisdickfacetits January 14, 2012
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