chaps my tits

A loose term to explain someone's feeling of being emotionally hurt, mad or upset.

Similar to chapped ass, but a lot funnier and should be used light heartedly.

That guy that just cut me off in traffic really chaps my tits.

by Luv406liv509 January 9, 2024

Pair of Tits

A hot bimbo who's only defining quality is her big tits. Total boner machine, but is only worth a good pounding before moving on

Guy 1: Damn. Look at that babe and her massive tits!
Guy 2: Trixie? She is more than just a pair of tits. She is a MD by the way.
Guy 1: Only thing she is a doctor of is sucking cock! I am going to go take her outback and have her suck me off behind the dumpster

by chorizogordo April 5, 2024

Tinsel Tits

KAMEN SYNESAEL

wanna get played

Date tinsel tits

by beechballs180 November 27, 2019

tits to the wall

Absolutely buck wild, crazy, or unreasonable irresponsible.

I have the night off, I might just go tits to the wall.

by Jendingo December 2, 2022

No Tit Brigade

Girls with very small or no breasts are members of the No Tit Brigade (also known as the NTB).

Did you see what Karen was wearing last night? She’s definitely a member of the No Tit Brigade.

by G12345! September 20, 2020

Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021

tit chunker

The worst cunt muffin you can find. Think about what cunt muffins are then them double that. They are the stupidest cunts fuckers on the earth. The dumbest cock juggling thunder cunts you can think of

The tit chunker was saying he doesn't know how many earths he's been on.

by Sluttiest one June 30, 2017