Slippy Fontaine

That little puddle of piss on a French fountain

"ah shit I sat on a slippy fontaine, now piss will be in my pants for years!"

by Jaffa pope July 7, 2021

Sloppy dallas

Packing a massive lip and giving a blowjob to someone

Hey babe imma give you a sloppy dallas

by Jelly bob July 8, 2021

Sloppy Snail

After a chick was just creampied by another guy, you stick your penis in and pull out with his cum on your penis and slide it across the chicks back, leaving a cum snail trail.

Yo bro, after you finished I came and gave her a sloppy snail and dipped.

by Crab E Pat E July 15, 2021

sloppy wizard

This sexual position is accomplished when a beautiful woman lies down on a bed. An incredibly polite man stammers at her and makes excuses in a chanting fashion. Eventually both people get themselves off as the awkwardness reaches climactic levels.

The only way he could please a woman is giving her the ole "Sloppy Wizard"... poor bastard.

by YOLOSWAG4204LIFE July 16, 2021

slappingest

To slap harder than any other slap before. To be so delicious that you are left dumbfounded, like you were just slapped upside the head by Lou Ferrigno in his prime.

The four-cheese pizza with crushed tomato from Big River Pizza in St Paul is the slappingest 'za in town!

by Hungry_AF July 30, 2021

slapping the hams

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound

What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?

by Burlin August 5, 2021

Sloppy Choppy

When a girl is giving such good head that her hair swings in a circle like chopper blades

Jeff: "I hooked up with Melissa yesterday"

Sam: "How'd that go?"

Jeff: "She hit me with the Sloppy Choppy bro, I busted in like thirty seconds."

by TheGreatBalrogKing August 6, 2021