touching sheets

to describe (typically male) masturbation

send me a video of you touching sheets

by araaradesune July 6, 2023

Ed Sheeran

An Ed Sheeran is a famous celebrity musician and is incredibly ginger and scary, most fear him as a terrifying ginger irn bru man but some don’t.

“Look, It’s an Ed Sheeran! Run!!”

by The gunkest July 25, 2023

Ed Sheeran

ginger GENIUS with a guitar, this UK singer-songwriter melts hearts with his smooth VOICE and relatable LYRICS. From "Shape of You" to "Thinking Out Loud," he's the go-to guy for acoustic LOVE vibes

Person 1: "I need a song for our wedding, something ROMANTIC."

Person 2: "Just put on some Ed Sheeran, you can't go WRONG.

by yeeee984759745 August 18, 2023

three sheets to the wind

drunk

"I wish I could recall more, but at that point I was three sheets to the wind"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

navy sheets

You’re fucked. If he had navy sheets he’s a fuckboy.

“Oh he has navy sheets!”

“Yea you’re fucked”

by Mjmarsh August 21, 2024

black sheep gene

A person that wants to get out of their hometown, A person that doesn't fit into society, A stray

That is some badass shit . Im serious. I respect you so much. You have the black sheep gene like me

by plastikanalog September 16, 2023

Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.

My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.

by FunTdrip October 2, 2023