A painful situation that men with a large sack experience while sleeping. This occurs when the sheet on the bed gets tied around your sack and chokes out your balls - causing extreme pain and turning your balls a bluish purple color
I woke up screaming this morning - my sheet was tied around my sack choking out my left nut. Worst case of blue balls I ever had
by porky sanchez September 06, 2010
Weak and/or insincere Democrats; word originated from the imaginary blue wave whooshing in to victory, that Democrats talk about using to beat out the Republicans in the 2018 and 2020 election cycles, while supporting corrupt candidates and candidates who accept PAC money and/or other corrupt dollars.
Come support the blue wave surfers this week at the democratic national convention. The blue wave surfers have an awful lot of broken boards, just like their promises to people of color. Will the strong blue wave surfers please stand up, so you can do something other than these ankle busters.
by HijabTalesSecuredByDuke July 24, 2018
The angst and sexual urge you feel when chatting with someone online and you really just want to see them in person instead. Like actual blue balls, this can be temporarily relieved by jerking off, but is only truly resolved by visiting the person of desire.
by xctimmy June 07, 2011
Blue lives matter means that police lives matter because not all cops are bad and the majority of them do their job the proper way many should educate themselves a little more on this topic !
Someone Hey! My uncles a cop
Stranger: Woah that’s cool blue lives matter because his life matters!!!
Stranger: Woah that’s cool blue lives matter because his life matters!!!
by closet charger apple December 16, 2020
1. A politician who represents corporate interests and wealthy individuals rather than the interests of middle and working class Americans and chooses to run as a Democrat rather than Republican either because his state or district will not elect a Republican or he has convinced the wealthy he would do a better job protecting their money than the GOP alternative. 2. A Democrat who puts the interests of corporations and wealthy individuals ahead of the progressive ideals of the Democratic Party and ahead of even the success of the party as a whole. 3. A Democrat who calls himself a moderate when in fact he is an extremist in protecting moneyed interest and is to the right of the overwhelming majority of the American people and even his own constituents.
The difference between a Republican and a Blue Dog Democrat is the same as that between an Almond Joy and a Mounds. Republicans have nuts (religious & gun-toting racists), Blue Dogs don't.
by F Delano R September 10, 2009
when a girl is tossing your "salad" you take your semen from previous occasions and make her lick it off of your "salad"
by R_A_I_93 April 03, 2009
Kelly could not sit the next day because of the blue waffle on each ass cheak from the night before.
by BobHadAbabbyItsAboy August 27, 2014