blue balls

A painful situation that men with a large sack experience while sleeping. This occurs when the sheet on the bed gets tied around your sack and chokes out your balls - causing extreme pain and turning your balls a bluish purple color

I woke up screaming this morning - my sheet was tied around my sack choking out my left nut. Worst case of blue balls I ever had

by porky sanchez September 6, 2010

Blue Lives Matter

Blue lives matter means that police lives matter because not all cops are bad and the majority of them do their job the proper way many should educate themselves a little more on this topic !

Someone Hey! My uncles a cop
Stranger: Woah that’s cool blue lives matter because his life matters!!!

by closet charger apple December 16, 2020

Blue Dog Democrat

1. A politician who represents corporate interests and wealthy individuals rather than the interests of middle and working class Americans and chooses to run as a Democrat rather than Republican either because his state or district will not elect a Republican or he has convinced the wealthy he would do a better job protecting their money than the GOP alternative. 2. A Democrat who puts the interests of corporations and wealthy individuals ahead of the progressive ideals of the Democratic Party and ahead of even the success of the party as a whole. 3. A Democrat who calls himself a moderate when in fact he is an extremist in protecting moneyed interest and is to the right of the overwhelming majority of the American people and even his own constituents.

The difference between a Republican and a Blue Dog Democrat is the same as that between an Almond Joy and a Mounds. Republicans have nuts (religious & gun-toting racists), Blue Dogs don't.

by F Delano R September 10, 2009

Blue Light District

An area outside Seattle Known to have the most humongous and belligerent Dance parties. Known for there wild theme parties.

Let's get over to the Blue Light District for a Phat party

by crazedrager July 19, 2009

Blue cheese

when a girl is tossing your "salad" you take your semen from previous occasions and make her lick it off of your "salad"

Dude, Jordan i had Rachelle lick the blue cheese when she tossed my salad

by R_A_I_93 April 3, 2009

blue light special

When someone goes into the red light district of Amsterdam and pays for a transsexual instead of a female prostitute. Transvestites have blue lights as opposed to red lights over their windows, hence the name blue light special.

Taylor -"Hey Brad how was last night in Amsterdam?"

Brad-"It sucked, I payed for a hooker and she had a dick."

Taylor- "Man you got the old blue light special you dirty sailor."

by irishchamp December 22, 2010

blue waffle

When ya spank that ass and the next day there is bruses

Kelly could not sit the next day because of the blue waffle on each ass cheak from the night before.

by BobHadAbabbyItsAboy August 26, 2014