Imaginary Sex

Claiming to have had sex when none of your friends believe you.

"why's your bed all wet?"

"I had the most amazing sex last night."
"with who?"

"I don't know."
"are you sure it happened?"
"actually maybe I didn't"
"Just another case of imaginary sex"

by Arby2013 October 17, 2009

Electric Sex

The moment during heterosexual intercourse when Electric Six's 'Gay Bar' starts playing.

During that time the couple is almost always totally unsure of whether to stop and change the track or to continue regardless, usually while laughing and trying to avoid looking each other in the eye.

Man to his friend - "Yeah, we were having a great night until we got Electric Sexed. She kept laughing and I just couldn't go on."

by Mauhea March 27, 2010

What the sex!?

A term used when "what the fuck" or "what the hell" does not seem fit for the question at hand.

Guy 1: fap fap fap
Guy 2: *walks into room* WHAT THE SEX!? are you doing with my cat!?

by derrekrackel May 8, 2011

sex sheets

Bed sheets on which some sexual act has occurred.

Sid had been sleeping in his bed for a week before he realized that it was covered in sex sheets; he immediately rinsed himself in acid and burned the sheets.

by Kevin Hong September 13, 2007

Piss Sex

The art of in which while having regular sex, the man or woman pees. It is most commonly the female who pisses. When saying I, it means you committed the piss portion.

Prep 1: How was your sex with Jake last night?
Prep 2: Not good. While riding his boner, I had piss sex.
Prep 1: *Winces*

by coolgal124 November 18, 2013

Sex Coma

Happens after a very long sex session , where immediately following sex you can't/don't want to move or do anything so you fall asleep and you can't wake up for at least 2-4 hours potentially even longer.

Babe I am never going to get anything done if you don't stop putting me in sex coma's all week.

Women: Babe you put me into a deep sex coma earlier.
Man: Oh yeah how long love?
Women: About 3 hours .
Man: Damn I'm good.

by Trouble869 October 21, 2016

Sex Camel

When your partner can go forever without having sex.

I havent gotten it in 6 months, my wife is such a sex camel.

by BostonStrong13 December 1, 2016