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Joiner King

1). A soulless individual appearing to have no obvious basic social skills apart from the ability to communicate online through instant messaging programs, with strange smilies.

2). A backstabber and a thief.

3). Somebody obsessed with 24.

4). A homophobe.
1). Person A - Hi Ben, how are you today?

Joiner King - ._.

2). Person A - Dude, did Joiner King ever pay you back that money you kindly lent him?

Person B - Did he fuck?! He told me to fuck off and called me a cunt! That's gratitude for you!

3). Joiner King - "OMG I WANT TO FUCK JACK BAUER IN THE ASS"

4). Person A - "I love you Andrew."

Person B - "I love you too Rick".

Joiner King - "OMG I've just been physically sick"
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the king 

Richard Petty
NASCAR driver
200 wins
7 Championships
Yes he's the king.
If not better than Dale, certainly damn close.
Dale Earnhardt Sr. is equal to or slightly greater than The King.
the king by Race_Fan8/29 February 20, 2005
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Burger King 

its when a male Ejaculates on a female's top of the head and he puts the BURGER KING hat on the female. IT HAS TO BE THE BURGER KING HAT!
The man did the burger king on the lady.
Burger King by Gonzalo Juan August 19, 2008

burger king 

Man, don't touch her; she looks like the Burger King.
burger king by Colonel Sanders April 10, 2003

Short king Anthem 

A song represents Louis William Tomlinson
-Louis listen to short king anthem it’s very good
- you disrespectful Little shit
Short king Anthem by Djpayno September 7, 2020

Burger king 

A restaurant that mostly serves dead cat's and human shit in the form of food.
Don't be fooled by the value meal, Because you will surely get poop poisoning :(
"hey man my food taste like crap"
"did you go to Burger king?"
"yeah"
"O dude they totally use human brown matter in there meat.
Burger king by elliott530 April 19, 2013

the king-maker 

While in the act of sexual intercourse: forcing the chick to kneel, and sitting on top of her head ass-naked. Then, spinning around on top of her head while shitting, resulting in a crown of poop around her head.
I gave that chick the king-maker