Dirty spawn

When she has a bath after you jerked off in the tub water and she gets pregnant.

Sam: Great news! Annie is having a baby!
John: That's Great! But wait, how? I thought you've never had sex before...
Sam: It was a dirty spawn.
John: Oh....

Dirty spawn by KillerNugget March 28, 2020

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Dirty Schuyler

When you have anal sex with your 3rd cousin as she sucks off the neighbors great dane and your grandmother masturbates while watching you.

Shaggy: like, where's Velma and Scooby Doo?
Daphne: She took Scooby to meet her cousin and Grandmother, she said something about a Dirty Schuyler.
Fred:🤮🤮🤮

Dirty Schuyler by bbt104 March 28, 2020

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Dirty Gayle

Someone who is going to blow into your life and totally wreck it, because Dirty Gayle will insert things into random orifii and make you like it.

Wow, my butthole really hurts this morning, because of Dirty Gayle and their armadildo torment!

Dirty Gayle by Big Gay Santa March 31, 2020

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Dirty Augustus

When you cook for someone and they get so aroused, that you fuck them long dick style

Joe cooked such a great meal, that he ended up doing a Dirty Augustus

Dirty Augustus by Plat23 April 2, 2020

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Dirty Casie

When she's so small that the police have to come knock on your door and ask for ID mid-sex, and then the policemen join in, then you uno reverse and tell them the ID was fake so they have to arrest themselves

"I respected Justin Bieber, I let my kids listen to him all the time. But after that Dirty Casie act, he'll never be played in my household again" - Karen

Dirty Casie by JohhnySins69lmao April 2, 2020

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Dirty Ellijah

Not really dirty, just the best sex you've ever had.

Girl he's my new dirty ellijah!

Dirty Ellijah by Pseudonym1230110 April 3, 2020

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Dirty Pratik

When you're having sex with someone and you're about to climax but then they stop thrusting and start talking about Pomeranians and it just ruins the mood.

I was screwing him last night and he kept asking if we could get a Pomeranian. The bastard totally pulled a Dirty Pratik.

Dirty Pratik by dirtymisfit April 3, 2020

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