I was eating those beans 

Reference to life is strange when Max spills Franks beans

I was eating those beans, are you fucking insane? I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS!

I was eating those beans by Goat._ September 7, 2021

Loose Gray Beanie 

The act of shifting in plastic wrap and freezing the turd. As the frozen the turd is reinserted into the partners rectum. cold temperature creates a gray frost around the anal opening making it look like a loose gray beanie. .

Ever try a loose gray beanie?

Loose Gray Beanie by FrostyTuba February 20, 2023

Scuffs on my beans

When a country rap artist named katie noel does not know how to rap

Bro did you know katie noel has a song that says scuffs on my BEANS!?!? and one named dog beers?!?!

Scuffs on my beans by Halloweenyeen June 18, 2023

Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.

Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.

Laid on the cat's beanbag by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011

Open a whole can of beans 

A term used by a famous East London gangster Ahmed Ali, when a troublesome situation arises when a decision or action produces a subsequent problem.

"Oh no mark! Don't do that, you are going to open a whole can of beans!"

Open a whole can of beans by AhmedTheG October 30, 2020

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole 

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun

Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

kidney beans 

Brownish colored beans that are shaped like a human kidney which are used to make red hot chili and which cause the eater of the chili to get gas!

"The recipe called for 5 cans of kidney beans."

kidney beans by That Bum June 4, 2005