crack my nuts!

Showing utter frustration or showing how angry you are, that your actually gonna crack your nuts

Oh man, Josh is fucking Ella!
Oh crack my nuts! Seriously?!

by bindihasballs April 25, 2017

Post Nut Piss

When you have to piss after you nut

Post Nut Piss: Yo I just nutted now i have to piss

by Scratch&Sniff17 August 15, 2021

Year of nut kicking

Year of nut kicking is when any hot girl dicieds to kick dudes in the nuts they can call kick nuts year which lets any hot girl to kick balls as much as they want.

Abbie: I wanna kick a bunch of dudes in the nuts
Brooklyn: time for a year of nut kicking

by anonymous December 4, 2020

nut drop soup

A nutritious soup consisting of broth brought to a simmering boil, then finished by adding a thin stream of semen to the boiling broth in the final moments of cooking (preferably by ejaculating directly into the broth). This creates thick, silken strands of cooked cum that float in the soup. Remarkably similar to egg drop soup in appearance, but generally much higher in protein.

Baby gurl come join me at the table - I made your favorite dinner, a nice piping bowl of nut drop soup!

by BG42 May 21, 2018

Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.

Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?

by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017

smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020

nut log

something that looks like a mix of a nut and a log, or a short log

That left over piece of hot dog looks like a nut log.

by Josh April 5, 2005