smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation
Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence
by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020
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Indianapolis Nut Packer

Whilst engaging in a doggy style bone session...The challenging yet eloquent art of gripping one's cock and ball pouch with the dominant hand and swiftly inserting the meaty package into the unsuspecting anus of the sexual partner. Sans lube.
Man, Sage was so hammered last night that I threw her an Indianapolis Nut Packer and she barely flinched!
by El Pablo Guapo Dos January 13, 2017
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Year of nut kicking

Year of nut kicking is when any hot girl dicieds to kick dudes in the nuts they can call kick nuts year which lets any hot girl to kick balls as much as they want.
Abbie: I wanna kick a bunch of dudes in the nuts
Brooklyn: time for a year of nut kicking
by December 05, 2020
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da coconut nut

A song by Smokey Mountain about the benefits of the coconut tree.
Da coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, Da coconut nut is a big, big nut
But it's delicious nut is not a nut

It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family

There are so many uses of the coconut tree
You can build a bigger house for the family
All you need is to find a coconut man
If he cuts the tree, he gets the fruit free

It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family

The coconut bark for the kitchen floor
If you save some of it, you can build the door
Now, the coconut trunk, do not throw this junk
If you save some of it, you'll have the second floor

The coconut wood is very good
It can stand 20 years if you pray it would
Now, the coconut fruit, to tell you the truth
You can throw it or use it as firewood

The coconut leaves good shade it gives
For the roof, for the walls up against the eaves
Now, the coconut fruit, say my relatives
Make good cannonballs up against the eaves

It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family

The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But it's delicious nut is not a nut

It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family

It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family

It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm family
by CaptainTimo January 16, 2017
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Post Nut Trance

The state of being high or dazed after an orgasm.
I couldn't think properly after busting a huge nut on her face. I think I'm having a Post Nut Trance.
by KoishQR May 23, 2021
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pwn-nut butter

what people eat when they get pwned.
a: I THINK YOU COULD USE A PB&J
b: what, why?
a: a pwn-nut butter and jelly sandwich...CUZ U JUST GOT PWNED!
b:...that was lame.
a: too bad! eat your sandwich fool!
by i am so frikin bored.... February 03, 2011
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Post Nut Piss

When you have to piss after you nut
Post Nut Piss: Yo I just nutted now i have to piss
by Scratch&Sniff17 August 15, 2021
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