panch

Another word for Pussy. Created to be used in mixed company without detection.
Can also be pronounced "pain-ch" in which case all rhyming words should also be thusly pernounced "rain-ch"

Check out that chick's panch.
Fun to say repetitively and to rhyme.
"Pa-pa-pa-panch pa-panch panch panch"
"Panch with Ranch"

by Corboner June 28, 2006

pinch

A girl who has never given head or otherwise a boy who has never gotten head.

"I've never gotten a blowjob."
"Oh my god...your such a pinch!"

"She's never sucked someones balls"
"Really! Haha, what a pinch!"

by vaginagirl2k9 May 18, 2009

Doughnut Puncher

1. a young man that goes by the name of chandler moore
2. he beats off to anything he can get his hands on
3. hes so far only gotten his hands on deceased chickens

i think it speaks for itself

by sea bass March 8, 2003

punchies

When you take lortab or any pills in that class of drugs and then you get hungry.

I am so high on pills cant wait til the punchies set in.

by Punchy Server April 28, 2009

prostate puncher

One who delves into the gloomy depths of either their own or another man's stinking shit lined anal cavity in search instant pleasure that they haven't experienced since their favourite uncle gave them a treat at the last family picnic behind the bushes.

Mike Bilsland was a prostate punching homo until he died off ass cancer

by cnuts16 February 16, 2004

pinch a pound

when you can put your hand on someones stomach (usually women) and squeeze you are able to grab a full pound of flab.

when you met your girl skinny and now all she does is sit on her fat ass...for so long you can now pinch a pound were her abs used to or should be!

by long shlong john March 19, 2010

Pinch Hit

When you take a blunt or joint, light the mouthpiece end of it, and put it in the hole of a bluntinator. You then blow into the bluntinator and someone else breathes in the smoke that is coming out of the blunt or joint sticking out of the bluntinator. Similar to shotgun

You should pinch hit that blunt.

by Jesse Vieira December 23, 2010