Sad person

Your average destiny 2 player. They'll have spend over 500 hours in game and will call the game perfect no matter how much the devs mess up.

Friend: "He plays destiny 2 all day every day."
You: "Ah he's a sad person then."

by SamFurry November 27, 2021

Fake person

Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.

It's the fake person you gotta watch, not the quiet one.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

That Person

Someone has manipulated you into loving them. No matter what they do to you, you always give them another chance. This most commonly seen in young romantic affairs(often someones first love), but can extend to family and friendships.

"Dude, you can do so much better than her, why do you keep letting her come back into you life after she broke your heart."
"I don't know man, she's just that person."

by MykHunt December 2, 2021

Worthless Person

A person that has negative unprovoked energy towards someone else.

John is such a worthless person because he hates Sam who did nothing to him

by bussinbih December 3, 2021

thesaurus person

A person that unnecessarily uses big words in order to try to seem better than others.
Ex. "You must lack deductive reasoning, since you are unable to prove me wrong. Be quiet miscreant!"

Damn thesaurus person told me to "occlude my oral cavity"🙄

by intuitive-14-year-old December 10, 2021

happy person

Greatest person to exist-
I like em :)/p

happy person is great

by Løcal Loñely Pyrømxn!ãc December 12, 2021

Jello Person

Comparing someone to those who eat Jello by nature either because it's easier for them or they have to because it's served with their meal like in a mental institution or special care facility.

Jim:"Karen spent her entire insurance settlement on a vacation and now she has no mode of transportation"
John:"yeah, she's a real Jello Person."

by KATS_Enthusiast_Orl_FL December 17, 2021