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Thirsty Joe

When a man is deprived of sex for an unreasonable amount of time by his angry girlfriend but he is honor bound so he resorts to creepshots at the local college Target. Then proceeds to get caught by his girlfriend. Ironically destroying his honor.
Johnny: Damn bruh, Becky is so pissed because I got caught taking creepshots at the Target when I said I was picking up baby formula.

Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
Thirsty Joe by geederd October 29, 2022
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See you at Joe's? 

Words uttered by teenagers as they prepare themselves for a cult-like tradition in which anything could happen.
Tommy: See you at Joe's?
Ryan: Hell yeah man
See you at Joe's? by jepsos September 18, 2018

Stogie Joe 

A young man who always has a stogie in his mouth in order for him to remember his grandfather whom died of lung cancer.
After Stogie Joe came in and killed everyone's buzz, he continued to take the young girl back to his room and receive a blumpkin.
Stogie Joe by Homestar Runner June 19, 2004

Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD 

This guy is the sexiest guy alive, who isn't even afraid to go half-naked in front of thousands of people, who writes the best punk songs out there with awesome sexy Mike and Tre,

and all of them are just so ... SEXY!
Teen #1: Who's the most SEXY guy alive?
Teen #2: Who?
Teen #3: Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD.
Teen #2: OH! Duh. I knew that.

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson 

Joe Jackson, most commonly known as Shoeless Joe Jackson, after a incident where he had so many blisters on his feet because of his cleats; he decided to play his next game without cleats, and a fan yelled "You shoeless son of a gun, you!", the name stuck.

He is also known for his contrversey in the 1919 World Series agains the Cincinnati Reds. At the time, he was playing for the Chicago White Sox (later became known as the Black Sox Scandal). But, a mafia, decided to ask a couple white sox players to throw the game. Shoeless Joe Jackson said he never accepted the money. He also hit the only home run of the series. The White Sox did eventually lose the series, but Joe had lost his chance in basbeall. Kenesaw Mountian Landis banned Joe from baseballl to clean up all the bad acts going on in baseball. To this day, Shoeless Joe Jackson, the second highest career beatting average ever alltime, is ineligible for the hall of fame.
"Shoeless" Joe Jackson deserves to be in the hll of fame.

Soapy Joe 

1)A soapy joe, is a term that a group of people will use to describe someone in their group who is an outlier and doesn't really belong in that group

2)A soapy joe can also be a sex position where whilst playing the modern warfare 2 campaign, his/her partner will perform a 69.

3)Finally a soapy joe can mean an insult. it doesnt't really have a specific meaning, but people will use it anyway.
1) Guy1: Hey guys, I have just come back from bowling with soapy joe

Guy2) Soapy Joe? i thought he said he wasn't going?

Guy1): Yeah he turned up at the last minute

2) Guy1: Where did you go last night Tom?

Guy2: Oh right, my girlfriend was giving me a Soapy Joe

3) Guy1: Hey Kyle

Guy2: Shut up you Soapy Joe
Soapy Joe by Steve Marshell September 26, 2011