beluga whale moment

a massive rare weird moment where you guys stand in silence because beluga whales are rare

Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment

by mizaodaz September 11, 2022

Big-nosed-professor Moment

When something is odd,nonsensical,funny and delightful.Usually bieng reminicent of Dr.Elefun,the happy-go-lucky old professor from Astro Boy

Lil´Billy:what do you think of my drawing?

Pops:well,i think its a big-nosed-professor moment!

by JohnnyB.Emo May 27, 2021

Jed Moment

A whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"

"Why does he look like le bingus?"

"Jed Moment"

by Beaj the man June 30, 2024

Daniel Moment

A brief moment of exaggerated/intense fear or panic.

“Oh hey Molly, did you get home ok?”
*text not delivered*
“Oh no, oh fuck! Is she ok? Was she kidnapped and killed? Oh fuck I need to call the police!”
*text delivered*
“Hey I’m alright, I think you just had a Daniel Moment..”

by May Molly June 10, 2019

Bradley Moment

When one makes an attempt to add to an already funny joke to make it funnier, but fails.

Person 1: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump or swim has already left the country
Person 2: Yeah and they're all fat!
Person 2: ...I just had a Bradley Moment, didn't I?
Person 1: Why am I still here?

by KonfuciusSay September 2, 2012

Bruh Moment

A time when you’re experiencing something that makes you say “bruh”

Sam:I have cancer
John:Bruh
Sam:Bruh
Tom: Seems like you guys are going through a bruh moment

by Dr.Wots December 9, 2019

Kolio Moment

When there’s a Moment of something only a “Kolio” would do

That’s a certified Kolio Moment.

by Matt Helfrich November 24, 2021