hatchet monkey

Male behavioral trait. The hatchet monkey is friendly to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.

Guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. I thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. You know the type!

by pigpen hallock September 11, 2007

do the monkey

Having sex with muffy may

Yesterday i was so horny and muffy was so around do i do the monkey

by Solid Clash May 17, 2008

Monkey Attack

1.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla sets upon you in a forceful, violent, or hostile way.

2.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla blames or abuses you violently.

3.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla tries to destroy you.

4.) A monkey, chimp, or Gorilla military offensive strike.

Oh no, my leg is broken, my face is bloody, and I don't know my last name or where I live. Not another monkey attack!

by Prophet J February 7, 2009

The Angry Monkey

A sexual act where one flings feces at one's partner like an "Angry Monkey".

Baby, can we do "The Angry Monkey" tonight?

by Jason and Justina March 4, 2009

butt-monkeys

An ape, usually male, with an unhealthy, unbearable and frustratingly, ineffably unendurable habit of barrance (i.e. barring someone) He is seemingly heedless of or otherwise not concerned with, the feelings of those he bars, making him hated and despised in many cases (not that he notices, or even cares for that matter).

1. He is a buttmonkey, and i hate him most odiously for it.

by luKx July 17, 2004

monkey grass

marijuana, ganja, grass!! do u get it yet?

lets go mow that monkey grass sucka

by individual March 6, 2005

Monkey Clap

When you take your hand, spread your fingers out, and slap someone in the face.

Daniel monkey clapped Jennifer for trying to play him .

by Daniel November 12, 2004