Thicc Java Moment

When you outsmart or outplay someone or something unintentionally or intentionally, but still seen as you did it correctly.

Jared changed his grade by editing the HTML of the website, what a thicc java moment

by Java Lava July 23, 2021

Moments of Joy

And stop fucking insinuating that because I manage to find some moments of joy on my miserable life it entirely invalidates the claim that- My neighbor got their car stolen I could hear him yelling about his car being gone, that's crazy- that this isn't pernicious or that it doesn't need to stop.

Hym "And no I'm not saying that we don't need to try to stop rape like seriously guy you fucking jump at every opportunity to take the worse fucking interpretation of everything that I say but it's like a higher order crime than can't be undone like murder or assault. THIS is like a second order crime where we know what was stolen and who it was stolen from and who stole it and that it was done with intent. And as far as the weaponized schizophrenia is concerned, it's not what they are saying it's what they are doing is contingent upon. Someone is clearly telling them to do that. They are feeding eachother information. And yeah the business don't want to have to fire all 7 of the employees doing it but I CAN'T LEAVE. And I shouldn't have to just pretend it isn't happening. And me being able to find moments of joy doesn't somehow negate the fact people are TRYING to immiserate me at work. They wait a week or two before they start doing it. I have symptoms that are getting worse and can't get diagnosed. I mean... Fuck. I don't need sympathy. It wouldn't do anything for me but holy shit."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

Situ-moment

When a situation is more, it's a moment.

Man, I backed my car over your luggage. Umm, fuck, sorry, Situ-moment.

by 456sanchita April 29, 2023

leo moment

Attempting to do a task before getting completely distracted by something unrelated

Person A: Did you do your homework?
Person B: Argh, I meant to, but then I got distracted by researching penguin anatomy
Person A: That’s a Leo moment

by treefish._1 May 5, 2023

Shane Tarkov Moment

When Shane misses 2 mags on a scav and fucking dies

Shane Just Had a Shane Tarkov Moment

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by ASjnijanfjisnjgimaina August 11, 2022

Bruh moment

When your bruh was so large is de materializes time itself

Friend:Bruh my kids have just got taken by Karen again
Me: bruh moment
(Time starts to collapse on itself)

by Mr.Dank February 11, 2020

___ moment

A way of saying;
- You are a;
- They do this all the time;
- My reaction to this is.

" ___ moment"

"I just spilled coffee all over me!"
"Dumbass moment"

"The Dog is the act of performing oral sex with a girl while inside of an airplane bathroom."
"Urban Dictionary moment"

*dies in a video game*
"Bruh moment"

by ApplinPie November 16, 2021