Swamp water

The result of urinating in someone’s anus and they then piss it out their ass.

Becky tried to make a fraudulent flood insurance claim from a swamp water session gone wrong. Brad got AIDS from a splash of swamp water.

by RW1994 October 12, 2021

Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

Poo water

Well the verb of poo water is shaking your hands about shoulder height whilst saying "aww gross, poo water" and you can put that on mommie.

Ew gross, poo water!

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

The tastier the water, the closer to heaven

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life

the tastier the water, the closer to heaven

by peejaylaylay February 17, 2021

Water Tapper

When a Mans penis hangs so low in the toilet bowl, it starts to touch the water.

Man 1: "Man I had a Water Tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."

Man 2: "Damn, you're Dick is that long?"

by Jhicks976 October 5, 2021

Morning Water

When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.

"My diet results in morning water everyday"

by Ekker October 19, 2022

boo boo water

Something very ugly or just straight up disgusting. Like comparing something to murky poop water or diarrhea. For example. The water in porter potties. Sometimes used in reference of something that sucks

Heyyyooo you look like boo boo water. You Ight?

That’s some boo boo water.

by Thatbiuhh May 28, 2020