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Dick Sucking Contest 

A contest in which two people perform fellatio on group of men. The person who is able to ejaculate the greatest amount of men in the alloted time wins. The first known contest was held in Seattle, WA during May 2004.
Zach totally won the 2008 Dick Sucking Contest against Jenna Jameson, he must be one of the worlds best.
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sucks shit

1. discription of a situation thats has a very unsatisfying result
dude, this game sucks shit
sucks shit by hemp_dictionary August 5, 2009
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Sucker Attack

A temper tantrum. Can be considered the man's version of a bitch fit.
The young man at bar lost his money playing pool, and now he's having a sucker attack.

This sucks ass 

cartman south park mint Catch phrase of Eric Cartman on South Park.
This sucks ass! (quick)

This suuuuuuckks ass! (slow)
This sucks ass by G-Mint January 20, 2009

Slipknot Sucks 

This is true. Slipknot does suck.
Slipknot is gay and ghey.
Slipknot Sucks by AJAW August 8, 2004
Old school term for a chump who is easy to scam or assault verbally and/or physically; normally used to remind an adversary that they, well, suck. Suckas are known to start some mess they cain't finish and can be seen throwing rocks from their glass houses.
Man, you you betta clear on out before I turn my dogs out on you, sucka.
Sucka by Sky Monster September 21, 2008

finger sucking 

Placing ones finger in another's mouth or vice versa, in a very bisexual way.
Finger sucking, Emma happily sucked Amy's finger.
finger sucking by Lozzzzzz August 29, 2006