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Slovakian Sloppy

Fill your mouth with Da Bomb hot sauce and give a senile man a blowjob using only your teeth.
My grandpa at the nursing home got a Slovakian Sloppy from the head nurse last week. He's been in a coma ever since.
by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
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Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich

noun — A mythical culinary catastrophe said to occur when the digestive aftermath of a man's spicy curry collides with a woman's cleavage in a moment of chaotic intimacy. Often followed by vigorous chest percussion, known in folklore as “motorboating.” Not recommended by any major food safety authority.
"After Raj's third helping of butter chicken, he gave his girlfriend an Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich"
by DonBear October 22, 2025
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Wobbly Sloppy

The act of breaking someone’s legs and forcing them to stand straight up while giving you a blowjob.
Robert had to go to the hospital after giving Bart a Wobbly Sloppy.
by Oschwald Fritz Jr. November 16, 2025
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Swap Shopping

The act of using the website Swap.Shopping
Student 1: Hey have you tried Swap Shopping?!
Student 2: No, whats that?
Student 1: Its this cool website made so university students can swap things for other goods and services!

Student 2: Sounds awesome!
Student 1: Hell yeah it is!
by HeavyRain95 December 8, 2025
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Winnipeg sloppy joe

The sensual act of defacating on a (women) participants face than licking the feces off and licking the vagina of the women until it’s covered in feces then ejaculating into the vagina.
Man I can’t get the taste out of my mouth from doing a Winnipeg sloppy Joe last night
by Jolly-balls12 January 10, 2026
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book window shopping

scoping out books at a book store that you want to read but don't want to spend money buying it
im going to borders to go book window shopping for books i'll take out in the library free of charge
by LuluJ02 January 19, 2009
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chopped and slopped

To have purple drank with ambien xanax and topamax
damn leny and morph were so chopped and slopped those bitch's was feelin like obligatos.
by leny&morph February 19, 2010
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