jens martin

Jens martin is the best person ever. Jens can be translated to King of coolnes, while Martin means sexy.
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you

OMFG i LOOOOOOVE Jens Martin

by SivertAWitch October 18, 2019

Diego Martir

Diego Martir is a very kind person. He is short and tanish, has curly hair, is a pro at soccer and has so much love to give around. He is beyond caring and everything about him is attractive . His dimples can make anyone fall in love and that’s what makes him Diego. He is a ladies man and can steal ya girl. Diego works out a lot and has like a 600 pack. Idc if hes short I LOVE HIM. He issa great kisser and and good hugger. Diego is a social media star too and has birthday is December 24 2003. What town do u want him to tour at?

Girl 1: "Look Its the HOTTIE Diego Martir."
Girl 2: "OMG Diego Martir GONNA B MY SNACK TONIGHT."
Girl 3: "NAH Diego Martir GONNA B MY DINNER

TONIGHT."
Girl 4: "He gonna like my booty."

by Diego.lover November 14, 2019

Grace Martin

A little punk ass blonde bitch who will take time out of her meaningless life to make your life a hell, but ultimately not succeed because she is a little pussy who is flat as a sheet of paper and is just as white as one.
Starbucks addict
Little bitch

Grace: "Hey *you*"
You: "What do you want, oh wait... Fuck you Grace Martin"

by FuckYouItsBigD November 17, 2019

The Martha Paradox

When someone has a crush on another person and thinks that the person they like likes them back because they have been indirectly flirting with them or acting as if the like them

“She did sleep on me but I can’t tell if it’s the Martha paradox or not”

by Pls_let_me_use_a_name November 25, 2019

Codie Martin

Loves it up the bum and occasionally up the nose, will suck your dick for a can of coke, has a big foot fetish, biggest slag in Bolton

Oh yeah that codie Martin likes licking toes

by Nobhead November 26, 2019

Xavi Martí

When you wear a sweatshirt and a pair of short jeans despite the weather.

Bro, your outfit today is fucking lame. You are performing a Xavi Martí here.
Olmedo's wearing a Xavi Martí, ignoring the high temperatures.
Dude, this Xavi Martí outfit is perfect for times like this when it's not hot nor cold. This shit is sick mate.

by OddMeadow October 21, 2019

Leon Martinez

a fat nibba that sweats cheese and cums ketchup, he will kill you by collapsing your lungs from sitting on you. He fucked the tsar bomba in the ass nigger nigger

Leon Martinez scary nigger

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019