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hung like a fish 

To be hung like some fish means your penis is purportedly comparable not to that fish's penis, but to the whole fish. A Northern pike (Esox lucius), the species of pike most familiar to your average Brit, grows up to 150 centimeters (59 inches) long.
see preston over there he is hung like a fish.
hung like a fish by preston1234 January 6, 2023
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Paying to paint the fish 

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.
John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

Pet-Dog-Water-Fish 

A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.
My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!

Yu-shiang whole fish 

An asian man fucks a fish, creampies the fish, then shoves the whole fish up his own ass. Then, he goes to work, leaving the whole creampied fish up his ass for the entire day. Once he goes home that evening he shits the whole fish back out and makes creampied whole fish shit pho for dinner.
My ideal man is a yu-shiang whole fish type of guy. So self sufficient!

national slander fish day

National Slander Fish Day. The day people hate on fish because fish smells like crap. National Slander Fish Day is on April 4, 2023.
Friend: yo bro, todays april 4.
Me: yeah bro i know
Friend: you know what that means
Me: what?
Friend: its national slander fish day bro!!

Susan Roper (Fish) 

This ugly bitch who is a major slut. She only goes for ugly guys. She is fucking crazy and cheats in school. She is a crazy republican and beats up her principal. She cheats on everyone and has a roster of over 50. Her body count is over 1000. Her brother is gay.
Bro did you hear fish got a new boyfriend. Poor guy will get cheated on in a day.

Susan Roper (Fish) gun is pink she cheats on her boyfriends with Scarlett
Susan Roper (Fish) by scarbb May 22, 2023