slippery-tits

A term of endearment, used in reference to one's female partner after the act of ejaculating on her breasts.

Guy: 'Like 'at pearl necklace I dun' gave you there, slippery-tits?'
Girl: 'Oh, yes, it's beautiful actually! Thanks soooooo, sooooo much, babe! When can I have another???'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Old tits

When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.

Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"

You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "

by FightMilkChamp July 11, 2018

Tit

Tit is a bird, From Australia mostly and mostly found in Africa and Australia.

Austin: Hey dude! I found a tit bird, Let's take a picture of it or examine it!
Mark: Wow! That is amazing let's take a picture of it before it goes away!

by RM7163 April 25, 2022

Fat Titted PAWG

A woman that has fat breasts that gets subdued by swinger men. This woman is also required to have kids and the kids have to buy the fat titted pawgs swinger boyfriend beer.

Wow Aarons mom is such a fat titted pawg. Can’t believe Aaron always has to buy Fat Titted Pawgs swinger man beer, that guy honestly has it made.

by Daddy2080 September 22, 2022

Tits

Two squishy bumps on ur chest that are beautiful any size, shape, or colour. Except blue. If u have blue tits u should probably go get that checked out.

Person 1: woahhh, her tits are HUUUGEE
Person 2: *punches person 1* RESPECT WOMEN

by TheMegwan August 28, 2020

Turbo Tits

The thought of so many tittys going through your head at an astronomical rate that you can't comprehend.

Friend 1: "hey dude... are you okay?"
Friend 2: "I just had an insane case of Turbo Tits"
Friend 1: "yeah...*looks down*...someone's happy"

by Pusywater March 17, 2023

tits

Something big the girls have that men like to slap and stare at.

Damn, that's one big ass *looks at girls titties. those tits are even bigger tho*

by TheFatDudeWith_a_Rat February 16, 2020