ass monkey

A piece of turd that lingers in the rectal domain, caught on by strands of choda hair.
The only way to remove the ass monkey is by cutting the particular ass hair that it hangs from.

"Dude, I got the biggest ass monkey ever."
"Let me see your ass monkey"

by Sameer Ahmed March 10, 2008

monkey shit

someone who acts like a monkey and also acts like a shit, hence monkey shit

piss off u monkey shit

by Anup February 14, 2004

monkey bread

the thing to get when at the el ray theatre to see ozma with earlimart(pretty good) and slow reader(not even decent) as the opening acts. It's really good bread.

Man, listening to ozma and eating monkey bread is pretty decent.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

The Angry Monkey

A sexual act where one flings feces at one's partner like an "Angry Monkey".

Baby, can we do "The Angry Monkey" tonight?

by Jason and Justina March 4, 2009

Monkey Attack

1.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla sets upon you in a forceful, violent, or hostile way.

2.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla blames or abuses you violently.

3.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla tries to destroy you.

4.) A monkey, chimp, or Gorilla military offensive strike.

Oh no, my leg is broken, my face is bloody, and I don't know my last name or where I live. Not another monkey attack!

by Prophet J February 7, 2009

Monkey Clap

When you take your hand, spread your fingers out, and slap someone in the face.

Daniel monkey clapped Jennifer for trying to play him .

by Daniel November 12, 2004

do the monkey

Having sex with muffy may

Yesterday i was so horny and muffy was so around do i do the monkey

by Solid Clash May 17, 2008