National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Eminem Sucks Ass

Eminem Fans Play Foot ball :OXygen = eminem: coment? x

Don't eat white ovens, EAT EMINEM SUCKS ASS?

by Q--Dark Darrenator:XMATTHEWLIN April 19, 2022

parents suck

What every teenager thinks

TEENAGER: My parents suck

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

The Suck and Crush

The Suck and Crush is a sex move where you get done sucking your partners phalice, and then you crush your partners phalice against your head like a beer can!

Girl: I'm sadistic so I'm gonna perform The Suck and Crush on Daniels dick lol.
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha

by ZenTheEpicManEpicly June 4, 2020

Circle suck

When someone gets on both and proceeds to suck your dick. The term circle suck comes when you lift them off their legs and start rotating them around in a vertical motion while they’re still mouthed to your dick.

Otis was talking shit so I told him to get on both, and I’ll help him circle suck me

by JoeBidenIsAcommunist November 22, 2020

Suck some balls hoe!

Means Suck some balls hoe!

Suck some balls hoe!

by Suck some balls hoe! June 27, 2020

Lain sucks

Many type-faces make is look like Ls. That is where Lain comes from. Lain is the true name of your friend Iain, because, let's be realistic here. That's what it looks like.

This particular instance is when he is annoying or just succs in general.

Man don't you hate it when Lain sucks?!

by Furrure September 29, 2020