holly martin

holly martin is not a vsco girl

‘oh my god! is that a bird? is that a plane? no its holly martin’

by tiktokismyjam September 15, 2019

mom martentezs

the power of the most powful zar bomba in the world

mom martentezs eat chiken

by Monke semans September 24, 2019

daddy martenzes

DId he got to get milk yes did he ever come back no is he fat no

daddy martenzes lefft

by Monke semans September 24, 2019

al-martin

God

If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.

by THE FUCKING LORAX October 8, 2019

Nancy Martinez

Nancy Martinez is funny beautiful and funny, She has a great personality and she always wants attention from other people. Nancy is always predicting stuff right.

Omg Nancy Martinez is so funny & always loves on you.

by Nancy Martinez October 15, 2019

Alberto Martinez

A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic

girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.

by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019

Mariana Martinez

If you have this name we here at urban dictionary are very sorry for you. Mariana Martinez is a person who will most likely choke you out for fucking existing. people usually shove her into a locker like she was a piece of meat hitting a cutting board. This person will usually look like a wet piece of moldy sausage. If you know a person with this name shove her into a wall like a fucking sack of potatoes

boy1: Hey look it’s Mariana Martinez

boy2: yeah you wanna fucking punt her across the hallway

boy1: you know it

Mariana Martinez: hey guys how are you

*gets kicked across the hallway*
*dies*

by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019