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Sounds like a Saturday night

This phrase can be used as a replacement for "That's what he/she said", or "Sounds like my first time". Used to give a description of something out of the ordinary a sexual innuendo while at the same time making it appear as normal behavior for a Saturday night.
Linda: So yesterday at 11pm less than 12 hours before my kid's science project was due I had to run out to the store for a gallon of vegetable oil, 2 cucumbers, food coloring, a pound of butter, spray cheese, 6 kiwis, and a turkey baster. Came home, and after 4 hours of me doing most of the work, I was covered in a concoction of mystery sludge that would only wash off with a mixture of ammonia and floor soap. After all that, I'm still not finished.
Amy: Sounds like a Saturday night.
by 00Snort00 October 18, 2012
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Dance-like-a-spastic Good

Used to describe when something is not only good, it's so good you dance like a spastic.
Person A: Hey man, you heard that Daft Punk song?

Person B: Yeah, Get Lucky? It's really good!

Person A: No, it's dance-like-a-spastic good!
by alcoholic_number_cruncher August 31, 2013
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lie there like a dead fish

When a person has sex with someone and they lie there and expect them to do everything to them and they do nothing in return. It usually means they are selfish and want nothing more than to get off. They are the kind of people that just want to use people for their own personal gain.
"Are you going to just lie there like a dead fish?"

"I have only thirty minutes, make it snappy!"
by dudelistico2012 August 19, 2011
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tax that ass like woah

This phrase can be broken up into two parts. "Tax That Ass" is to have sex with a female in a manner that depletes the energy of the female; in a sense, "taxing" her stamina. The second part, "Like Woah," emphasizes the taxing of the ass.
1) That bitch desires my penis, I'm about to tax that ass like woah!
by Markobrad October 18, 2006
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more like Jar Jar

When an idea or something else is so stupid, that it drops to the level of Jar Jar Binks. Props be deserved if you have the cojones to actually say it though.
Writer: Ok.. So we get Will Smith and his son... And they crash on an alien planet with fake british accents... And this planet tries to kill them.... But that planet is actually Earth!
Logical person: *Thinks* More like Jar Jar!

Had logical person been brave, this world would have been spared another atrocity.
Another example:

Writer: So it's a remake of Annie... BUT SHE"S NOT A GINGER!
Everyone: *Thinks* More like Jar Jar!
Guy: *Says* More like Jar Jar! that is a horrible idea. Just keep annie on broadway!
Everyone: That's Racist!

The moral being "Speak up if it's clearly a bad idea!"
by LShockley April 15, 2015
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like ya cut G

the act of slapping the back of someones neck
like ya cut G slaps back of neck
by bingggg October 5, 2020
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i like girl in red

This is a code word to tell someone you’re lesbian
“Mom i like girl in red
Mom: oh so you’re a lesbian
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