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Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia
Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.
by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021
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cool as butter

smooth, chilled, unsalted (not salty), creamy, spreadable, non stick, can add flavor in any situation
Jordyn: I know you're frustrated now, it will pass, soon you'll be cool as butter.
by NWM-FPS-19thFloor September 29, 2022
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Monitor Butter

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things
Me: Bro check out my monitor butter

Bro: ok
by YBPYT October 1, 2021
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Solid butter

When someone is so fat that it's hard to penetrate their ass/pussy, they are known as "solid butter" because they're too thick to spread.
Person 1: Ayy man I heard you fucked that fat chick last night. How was she?

Person 2: She was no good. That bitch was a solid butter.

Person 1: You mean she's fat from eating lots of butter?

Person 2: No, she's a solid butter because she's too thick to spread.
by JustEnough June 4, 2023
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Nerd Butter

The sweat from a nerds ballsack when they have been watching anime for 72 hours straight without taking a shower
Jack: Hey my toast is done but there's no butter in the fridge.
Dillon: Don't worry bro, I got some nerd butter on standby.
by MagicJoshXXL April 7, 2025
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Thrupple Butter

Cum and vaginal secretions of two women mixed with their fecal mater to make a tan colored substance.

When fucking two woman in the ass. You would pull out of her ass, and put your penis in her pussy, then the ass of the second woman, then her pussy. Mixing the fecal matter and the vaginal/seman to churn a batch of Thrupple Butter.
When fucking two woman in the ass, You would pull out of the first woman’s ass, and put your penis in her pussy, then the ass of the second woman, then her pussy. Mixing the fecal matter and the vaginal/seman to churn a batch of Thrupple Butter.
by My7isyour9 November 21, 2025
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Peanut butter spoon

When you spoon a Woman’s vagina with peanut butter on your hand and then have a dog lick it
“I gave Rachel and peanut butter spoon which her dog Henry last night
by SomeA$$hole April 8, 2022
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