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Ball Vents

The holes that occur in your underwear, naturally, over time allowing your balls to get proper air circulation

The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.
My new underwear have no ball vents so my nuts feel like they are on fire.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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Yoda Balls

After 2 hours in the pool, I acquired yoda balls
by EliteNoob January 24, 2020
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Ball flap

The extra skin of ones testis or balls
Hey Jim! Did you see Cathy grab Tony’s ball flap during practice.
by Tiny cat March 30, 2020
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Ball Parked

When someone places Ball Park hot dogs on someones face or ass in a suggestive position. Then taking a picture or video and sharing it on social media. The person will usally be passed out from drinking, but it nots nessary to count.
Joe was so drunk last nignt he didn't feel it when I Ball Parked him. I must've put a dozen hot dogs.

After drinking all those shots last night, you guys could've Ball Parked me last night. The only way I would've found out is if I saw it on social media!
by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
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Ball-Scrotumitis

when someones balls are hairy beyond belief and have multiple pigments over the skin along with bumps in a shape of thomas the tank engine.
"Ew that boy had BBAADD Ball-Scrotumitis!"
by AL1B1 April 24, 2020
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Ball hog

Someone who needs the ball no matter what. Up to down by 40 the ball has to be in their hands.
Tristan has 41 points with 2 minutes left up by 30 “I need more points”

“No Tristan you ball hog, no you don’t”
by datbeaver February 16, 2020
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Donkey balls

The guy version of a cameltoe when your balls show
Wow finn has donkey balls
by Tommy Kuppinen March 13, 2020
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