Balls on top

When you think you shut down a conversation that is boring you or you are bored with the situation you are in.

Complete silence.... Then you hear "Balls on top!" Said by Austin

by Austin's Goddess 💋 February 8, 2018

ball choker

Someone who chokes when pressure is on the line

Someone who chokes on balls

After I dropped the ball, my supervisor called me a ball choker

Last night when we were having sex, my wife choked on my balls and I called her a ball choker

by _hb32 January 1, 2017

Cowboy balls

When your testicle's become stretched after years of hitting the saddle.

I can't nude hike anymore because my cowboy balls seem to attract briars.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

choch ball

A person who is always receiving but never giving. They like to wear tight shirts and pants. When you go to the bar, don't expect them to pickup a round or even one of their own drinks. Always looking at their phone in their own technology bubble. When you need someone to hangout with, they will be there.

Last night, KLong was acting like a real Choch Ball.

by Psuedonyms January 12, 2017

Newton Balls

When guys scissor and their balls smash together

Guy1: we scissored and I got newton balls

by hobowdahhhh January 25, 2017

Blue balls

I experienced a case of blue balls when I was 14. At the time I thought I was so horny that my testes were telling me "Come on man, grab her and lay it down on her HARD!" However, it was easy to make me horny, and I wasn't all that outgoing, so I ended up feeling the hate of my unaccounted horniness.

This first happened when I was with my girlfriend (now ex-girlfriend) in school. I was turned on easily by her, even though she never did anything sexual, except for a few jokes here and there. However, a simple touch of the hand, or a poke to the side, made my soldier stand in full salute. And since I hadn't figured out what the difference between cum and precum were yet, I sat there in my chair during class, testes hurting like hell, and just waited for it to feel better. Which I came into a urinal later thankfully.

Timothy had blue balls after his girlfriend didn't finish.

by Fallen Emperor December 19, 2019

Buttered balls

To have ones testicles covered in female ejaculate

Bro she was going ham last night riding me reverse cowgirl, I had buttered balls

by Daniel's jack January 11, 2020