God

A shithead who could’ve love his own sons.

“God loves us all” no. He doesn’t.

by Asmos February 5, 2024

God

God is Kim Woojin(김 우진), former member of Stray Kids (스트레이 키즈)
He’s the leader and the god we all worship in Wooligion.

The majority of Wooligionists are homosexuals, but there are many hereto, bi, pan, and asexual followers as well.

“Omg look! It’s literally God!”
“Woojin is the God of Wooligion. Convert today”

by Sifoa009 November 25, 2019

god facutie

The cutest and fatest person alive. The god facutie is the leader of all facuties. Once the god facutie is born the title cannot be removed until death. At the present day the god facutie is Julien. Past god facuties include Rodger Wilder, Jason Beall and others.

All hail the god facutie. There is no one cuter and fatter than he!

by Master of Dictionary January 6, 2011

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023

Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

by TRocky74 January 16, 2024

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast all while on the toilet.

Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.

by ReanimationXP May 23, 2018

God

God is a something that is higher than humans and everything and and created the heavens and the earth and will take you to heaven if you love him give your life to him and have a relationship with him

Anything that is good in your life or you like or is happy that is God anything that is bad or sad that is satan

by Hdhdidrrkdodjdjd July 23, 2021