Drawn to Life: Two Realms

A failed attempt to revive a 2007 series made by 5th Cell. The game is just a former shell of the original 2 games on the Nintendo DS, but at least David J. Franco composed the music...
Drawn to Life: Two Realms is a bad revival of Drawn to Life.
by anonymous200020 July 11, 2022
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Mid life douche crisis

Mid 30s white suburban parents who try to act like 20 year old bros
Signs include but not limited to:

American Fighter/affliction or some bullshit shirt about how they’re so offensive and don’t care, obviousLy on roids, overly tan, usually talks about the going to the lake all the time. Exorbitant amount of overpriced product stickers (RTIC, Yeti, Malibu boats and a punisher logo for some reason) on his lifted Jeep with no doors or jacked up F250 and off roading consists of median hopping to avoid suburb traffic jams. Dresses kids in expensive athletic gear (compression pants under basketball shorts) like they are pro’s when little billy’s jump shot sucks and daddy is in denial. Overuse of “bro”, your 38 years old Tom, stop saying that. Miserable behind closed doors

*Exorbitant amount of credit card debt to keep up the appearance of the good life

Their kids are spoiled little fuckboys who think they are special but are just like every other twat waffle in town.

I live around these societal crotchstains and I hate it. Cypress, TX has some good people in it, it’s the asshats who think that because they’re family sits in the front row at church and rubs elbows with the pastor, it makes them part of the “in crowd” People don’t envy your family, it’s annoying and sad. Have some substance in your life and stop being a shallow pool of cloudy douche water.
I feel bad for him, his parents are going through a mid life douche crisis so they don’t pay attention to him.
by Jbdefinitions June 13, 2019
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EMP your life support

EMP a electromagnetic pulse disables electrical systems by spreading particles in the air such as electrons etc

EMP life support means disabling life support on someone therefore killing them
EMP your life support

EMP your nanna's life support
i wish i could EMP the people in that hospital
-- feel free to make your own quotes aswell ;) --
by annonymous 1223 XD April 09, 2016
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Alien sent by cyber life

Someone who has too many children consisting of anime and videogame characters
Hey she has 50558 kids and their all anime
She’s such an alien sent by cyber life
by Mad boi 69 February 03, 2021
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Just like in real life

A sarcastic statement to express the absurdity or irony of a situation
Jump off the cliff and respawn, and it'll put you where you need to go. Just like in real life
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Shit life syndrome (SLS)

Shit life syndrome (SLS) is a phrase used by physicians in the United Kingdom and the United States for the effect that a variety of poverty or abuse-induced disorders can have on patients.

(Wikipedia)
Alice: "I can't do that, you know... Because of money-experience circle..."
Bob: "The term you look for is probably Shit life syndrome (SLS), no? Take a peek..."
Alice: "Hm, I see... That fits. Shit life syndrome (SLS) can explain it ALL! Thanks; TIL!"
Bob: "Gladly."
by dame_dane July 27, 2022
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I’m pretty sure the elites are close to this.

I wonder what other technology they are hiding. Hmn. Brain transplantation into other bodies?
Is it possible to give Eternal Life?

(jews etc)

If I don’t get over the GED I’m going to be stuck for life. I need something that will end my torment. I need something more structured.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 10, 2021
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