Jack Off day is on the 5th August each day.
Originally coined when an employee added to his calendar that 4th of August was 'Jack Off' day.
Jack off day is a special day of each year that brings joy and happiness to all that follow it. The real magic in Jack Off day is those who do not know about it wouldn't suspect a thing going on.
Followers of twitter tend to tweet with the tag:
#jackoffday2010
#jackoffday2011
etc
So you know who they are...
Originally coined when an employee added to his calendar that 4th of August was 'Jack Off' day.
Jack off day is a special day of each year that brings joy and happiness to all that follow it. The real magic in Jack Off day is those who do not know about it wouldn't suspect a thing going on.
Followers of twitter tend to tweet with the tag:
#jackoffday2010
#jackoffday2011
etc
So you know who they are...
Ben: Andy seems strangely normal today
Lloyd: Yeah I believe he's celebrating something called Jack Off day
Ben: ...yeah, whatever that is
Andy: *inner joy*
Lloyd: Yeah I believe he's celebrating something called Jack Off day
Ben: ...yeah, whatever that is
Andy: *inner joy*
by brightpearl August 5, 2010
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Can also be used as a question: Yo, can you duck me off?
Or:
Tom - I heard she ducked you off, dude.
Matt - Yeah, she ducked me off in a movie theatre.
Can also be used as a question: Yo, can you duck me off?
Or:
Tom - I heard she ducked you off, dude.
Matt - Yeah, she ducked me off in a movie theatre.
by Thecoolestdudeintheworld May 3, 2009
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also this friend is a queen
also this friend is a queen
Kerri: *dancing ... dropping it low ... but its really not the scene for that and people are confused... she's having a great time tho*
Abbey: *also dancing dummy wild* OMG GO OFF QUEEN!!!!!
Abbey: *also dancing dummy wild* OMG GO OFF QUEEN!!!!!
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A variation of sozzled
A variation of sozzled
"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"
by The Traveller August 24, 2005
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