Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.

"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"

by Elk e summer September 20, 2011

polly-kissed

The act of sporting a polished look; aesthetical perfection.

She was polly-kissed for the CMT awards.

by lasmash June 6, 2014

sherpa's kiss

when one male puts ice-cubes in their mouth then provides oral to an other male.

My boyfriend gave me a sherpa's kiss the other night; lets just say he made my Titanic sink;

by PinisH8er69 November 17, 2016

Bell Kiss

When while taking a crap the turd breaks free and taps your ball bag on the way down.

While taking a huge crap, the turd gave me a bell kiss.

by Golf 3 July 15, 2020

kiss my cuchie

a saying to tell your best friend much like the saying "suck my dick"

Madi: your such an idiot Maria
Maria: oh kiss my cuchie XD

by kissmycuchie June 25, 2020

Sticker-Kiss

When you kiss your hand then place it somewhere else on someones body. as if you were putting a sticker on someone.

'Sticker-kiss'

*kisses hand*
*Presses hand against fore-head*

Thanks for the sticker-kiss

by Acid-Wolfe October 29, 2012

eat a kiss for me

Leaving for work

Eat a kiss for me today

by Holdhil April 12, 2022