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french jousting

when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting
chad kroeger is the epitome of a french jousting high champion what a douche
by jren December 15, 2012
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donner jousting

'what did you get up to last night?'

'me and the wee tidy behind the bar got up to some donner jousting'
by West Leslie Capo June 30, 2014
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windmill jousting

When you have sex with a girl while she spins around
I really enjoyed windmill jousting my girlfriend last night!
by BigDipper45 January 8, 2015
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Cyber Justice Warrior

CJW:
Cyber Justice Warrior. A pejorative term for a “in the scene” individual who repeatedly and vehemently engages in arguments on Cyber justice on the Internet. Calling it “Drama” they often argue in a shallow or not well-thought-out way, for the purpose of raising their own personal reputation. A Cyber justice warrior, or CJW, does not necessarily strongly believe all that they say, or even care about the group(s) they are fighting on behalf of. They typically repeat points from whoever is the most popular hacker, tweeter or commenter of the moment. Their goal seems to be hoping they will be "1337" in the infosec/hacker community via likes, RT’s, comments, and become popular in return. They are very sure to adopt stances that are "correct" in their social circle.
It’s evident you are dealing with a CJW when they take to their blogs to summarize/laymen the “drama thus far”. CJW’s post in various forms of “Here’s my opinion, everyone is an asshole” essays, that only speak from a one sided perspective. (In other words, The hacker they most easily relate to.) Other signs are sub tweets, passive aggressive “jokes” and tendency to join a dog-pile for a “controversy” they have not taken the time to fully research, even when the OP or the entire thread is readily available.
Got to love this Cyber Justice Warrior tweeting everything but saying & doing nothing! #SMH
by poopsi mcgoo January 3, 2016
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Butt Jousting

It's been a fortnight since the young squire took part in the towns butt jousting tournament.
by Trevorisclever July 1, 2016
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Social Justice Demolisher

SJD for short,
The act of issuing hate towards a certain person or group of people who are way too pretentious for their own good while using well thought arguments and reason in order to demolish these pretentious people's "opinions".
Mark: I'm a real Social Justice Demolisher, I just completely rekt a BuzzFeed article about white males that stated that all white males are racist/sexist.
Karen: Oh mark, there should be at least 2 SJD's for every SJW only then can stupidity/ignorance completely die.
by CutNracker December 30, 2016
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genticoll jousting

the act of sticking your penis in another guys butt hole for sport
im going over to brads house for genticoll jousting
by master lone wolf May 21, 2016
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