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MY DICK!

MY DICK! refers to a simple interjection that can show emphasis on a particular subject. This term can be used in any part of a sentence; it is neither a noun nor a verb. MY DICK! is said with no emotion of the body, other than the serious “What now” look on the face. MY DICK! originated in south Asia by Dan Moody as boredom took its toll in the immense heat. It has been used to make people laugh, but also to deplete one’s self confidence. Use this term whenever you want, however you want, and wherever you want. Still to this day, there has never been a come back to the term, MY DICK!
Hey, I found the remote control; looks like it was on MY DICK!

I found the part you need to order. It's called MY DICK!

Hey Soldier, you better stand at MY DICK! when talking to an NCO.
by 92's June 7, 2011
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dick rot

A condition that is uncomfortable to the sufferer as well as unpleasant for others, caused by the usual, very poor male hygiene.

What your mom tells you will happen if you don't take a shower now! Your little brother notices you have been wearing the same underwear for 3 days and doesn't buy it that you have 3 pairs the same color - gray.
Mom: Go take a shower. You stink!

Teen son: Wait until I finish this game....

Mom: You said that yesterday. Do you want to get dick rot before you even get a chance to lose your virginity?
by madwife July 12, 2006
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Dick in the booty

1. A thoroughly contemptible,
detestable person.
2. A person who is mean, disagreeable or annoying (also known as a BASTARD) in any way, shape or form.
Why are you being suck a DICK IN THE BOOTY? Nobody's done anything to you.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 23, 2003
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cotton dick

Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.
Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick
by W!LL July 2, 2008
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shit on dick

While performing anal the partner that is being penetrated poops on the others penis. leaving for a dirty sight
Alyssa: hey im gona poop
Drew: please dont "shit on dick" me
by ilovemen69 April 7, 2015
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dick trap

Malevolent plot aiming to screw s.o.

Famous bulgarian phrase - in BG: "Kur kapan"
e.g. It was unexpected. These muthafuckaz layed me a dick trap.
by Konstantin Radev December 29, 2007
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